Funny conversation with mother

Me: My bangs are so short now!
Mom: That's cause our foreheads are so small!
Me: WHY are they so small?? Why is yours so small? Is grandma's this small too?!
Mom: Yep! She actually looks kind of Japanese. If she were to dress herself up in a kimono and put on some makeup, she could actually look like a Japanes person.
Me: SO are we part Japanese?!
Mom: No.
Me: All my friends are mixed! And then there's me... who's just... "Taiwanese".
Mom: It's good to be pure-blooded! There's not many pure-blood around anymore.
Me: But it's so boring!
Mom: Then YOU can be the first one to mix, okay???!
Me: -__________________- No thank you. Kimberly can, though (harhar).