8.20.2009

Proposterous

So, I've decided to elaborate more on the typhoon of Taiwan. Very shortly after the enormous mudslide caused by the typhoon, the army of Taiwan was sent to the sites to find victims, dead or alive. How, might you ask, through that thick, slimy, wet, dirt, are those soldiers going to find people? There were a few cases of dogs helping, the most probably just five sniffing in the same spot for 20 minutes, because trying to sniff up a dead body 10 feet below the strong stench of mud is very difficult. Thus, they told the soldiers to go along and start sniffing, too. Hundreds of soldiers crouched down on the mud, picked some samples up and started sniffing for rotting scents. Rather idiotic, don't you think? And if a dog's keen sense of smell can't pick up any sense, what gives Min Jing Dang the notion that people will be better at this task?

By the way, I didn't clarify earlier. Those villagers who were biased against China and blaming Ma Ying Jiou for Mother Nature's anger were all also part of Min Jing Dang. I don't know the translation of the party name and I'm a bit lazy to translate right now. So go translate on your own xP Just know, they're the stupid and naive political party. And this is the only time where I favor red over green.


AND just when I thought I wouldn't have any more fresh, new political things to talk about, I recieved this email containing these hilarious videos.

Italian Prime Minister

Ukranian Political Figure?


Sorry, I'm not sure if this is actually a Ukranian political figure. All the videos sent to me were titled as "European Parlement"... So this could be a political figure from any European country.

I have no clue

Possibly just some random white guy getting comfy with a microphone.

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